What men do at Walmart for fun!

Sorry I have been MIA for the last couple of weeks. Truth be told I just have not done anything Blog worthy in a while. I know I need to spice up my life a bit. But my friend sent me the following email and I just thought it was hilarious. Keith don't get any ideas!

Dear Mrs. Jones:

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Jones has been causing quite a commotion in ourstore. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire familyfrom shopping in any of our stores.We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks areattending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr.Jones have been compiled and are listed below.

Mr. Wally WorldPresident and CEO of Wal-Mart Complaint Department

MEMO
Re: Mr. Jones- Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Jones has done while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren'tlooking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the hunting dept.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' inhousewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invitethem in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, "Why can'tyou people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knowswhere the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible"theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different sizefunnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!""PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetalposition and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled,very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Happy Anniversary

Today is our 5th Wedding Anniversary. I can't believe it has been 5 years already. A lot has happened in those years. There has been 1 house, 2 dogs, about 10 cars (Mostly Keith's), one awesome vacation to Mexico, many home improvement projects, thousands of laughs, a few tears, and a whole lot of love. I Love you Keith!!

Trip to Boise

Sorry I am a little behind on my blogging. Last weekend I drove to Boise Idaho to visit my parents and my grandma. Here are a few pictures of my trip. I kept forgetting to take pictures so I don't have too many.

My Parents took me to this restaurant called Donnie Mac's Trailer Park Cuisine. The food was actually pretty good. But they had the place decorated like a trailer park it was pretty funny. Below are a few pictures.




My mom took me to lunch at Ms Tammi's tea house. I have never been to tea a tea house before. Of course we got Herbal tea, but it was a lot of fun.